tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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spagghetto:

"I’m not mad I’m just disapointed"

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lilcoochie:

i start thinking about dick like

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whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

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lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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frienclzone:

when a teacher postpones a test

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(via hi)

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realitytvgifs:

me walking into a room

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boicult:

me

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